The big story last week among my liberal friends was the
announcement that the Trump administration had banned the Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention (CDC) from using “7 words” in sending its budget
requests to Congress. They gleefully linked to a single report in the Washington
Post:
It states that “Policy analysts at the Centers for Disease
Control and Prevention in Atlanta were told of the list of forbidden words at a
meeting Thursday with senior CDC officials who oversee the budget, according to
an analyst who took part in the 90-minute briefing.” Note that no one person is
named as the source of that advice. Yet my friends immediately denounced the
Trump administration as being responsible. Since that report came out many have
commented on it, assuming it to be further proof that the Trump administration lives
down to Hillary’s “basket of deplorables” label.
The problem, of course, is that the adults in charge of the
CDC have denounced the report and denied having created the list. None of the
articles since have established “guilt” amongst the Trump administrators. So,
this “breaking news” has lasted less than a week as a real news report but
continues to provide fodder for those wanting to assign evil motives to Trump.
So, is this an example of “fake news?” For those who care
about truth over politics, yes! The report was factual as far as it went, but
it didn’t really establish who had created the list or how they had gone about
the task. For those who are motivated by politics above all else, it fits their
confirmation bias perfectly, confirming that Trump’s people are anti-science
and crazed religious zealots.
My Theory
I suspect the ghost of George Carlin had more to do with the
list than anyone in the Trump administration. The late comedian and social critic
was known for many brilliant and funny routines, but especially for his “The
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.”
First, note that both lists consist of seven words or
phrases. Then consider the ages of the mid-level administrators at the CDC and
their educational backgrounds. Finally, what are their political leanings most
likely to be?
In most bureaucracies today mid-level managers tend to range
from about 30 to 60 years in age. Most of them would have been in college
during Carlin’s most active years on television (1970s to early 2000s) and
certainly would have seen his Seven Words. Being of college age, which
coincides with the ages during which young people are most certain they know
everything worth knowing (and that their parents are obviously clueless about),
they would certainly have picked up on Carlin’s nihilistic attitudes. And I do
believe that at the core of their current belief system is the absolute
certainty that Trump supporters are knuckle-dragging, anti-science deplorables.
Given that background, how likely is it that one or more
administrators at the CDC would have started, as a joke, their own lists of The
Seven Words You Can Never Say to a Trump Supporter? And that the List evolved
into The Seven Words You Can Never Say to Congress?
I believe that’s the reason that the story hasn’t had “legs”
and evolved into a witch hunt for a guilty party in the Trump administration.
There is no “there” there. But… we haven’t yet heard from Robert Mueller.